oops. you found too much melanin. 


Sorry friend - it's the end of the road.

Just kidding, if you can't find a certain page on this site it might be:

  • You typed that url all the way wrong.
  • I probably deleted that article or page cause they didn't cut it.
  • You're probably trying to access my records so you can steal my identity. Thank god I caught you now.
  • Just wanted to stare at that gif above. Hey Wendy.

You can return back to the homepage by clicking here, and get back to discovering your melanin.